ESPN sports analyst Stephen A. Smith (pictured), who is known for having diarrhea of the mouth, has denied using a racial slur on Thursday’s edition of the sports talk show “First Take,” reports the New York Daily News^[1].

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While yakking it up with NBA baller Dahntay Jones about Kobe Bryant’s status for the regular season, it appeared as though Smith quickly uttered, “N**ga, please!”

”Opening night, Kobe Bryant is going to miss it because ‘my foot is sprained?’ Are you crazy?  N**ga, please!”

Watch the video of it here:

Although the slur is clearly heard on the footage, Smith later appeared on the show to vehemently deny his use of the racial slur. The 45-year-old Bronx native claims that the alleged verbal faux pas was not heard correctly and since he is from New York, he tends to speak “very, very fastly, and sometimes … my words are misconstrued and I get it”:

Eddie Million certainly didn’t anticipate a visit from the Secret Service, when he hung an effigy of President Obama with a noose around its neck and hanging from a tree as a “Halloween decoration,”  reports the New York Daily News^[1].

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The Moreno Valley, California resident insists that the hanging Obama was just a prank, something that was done in anticipation of an upcoming festive celebration at his home.  Million now realizes that what he once thought was a brilliant idea, to hang a figure that sports an Obama mask he purchased at a clearance sale last year, was actually a dangerous dud of a notion.

After neighbors began to complain about seeing the hanging Obama effigy amongst zombies and headstones in Million’s yard, the story was leaked to local media.

On Monday, police investigators paid Million a visit to delve further into his little presidential-inspired prank.

From the instant 2nd presidential debate^[1] classics, “Please proceed, Governor” and “Get the transcript,” to the 3rd debate set-down^[2], “Well, governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets,” President Barack Obama has become King of the Unexpected Soundbite.

But this one is pure gold.

In an upcoming Rolling Stone cover story, “Obama and the Road Ahead: The Rolling Stone Interview,” by Douglas Brinkley, the POTUS in no uncertain terms called Mitt Romney a “bullsh**tter”.

Politico reports^[3]:

We arrived at the Oval Office for our 45-minute interview … on the morning of October 11th. … As we left the Oval Office, executive editor Eric Bates told Obama that he had asked his six-year-old if there was anything she wanted him to say to the president. … [S]he said, ‘Tell him: You can do it.’ Obama grinned. … ‘You know, kids have good instincts,’ Obama offered. ‘They look at the other guy and say, ‘Well, that’s a bullsh**ter, I can tell.’”

Score. And one.

Hilariously, Rush Limbaugh found the

Gilberto Valle (pictured), a New York City cop with six years on the force, planned to kidnap, torture, cook and eat more than 100 women, the New York Daily News reports^[1].

The FBI intercepted his plans through multiple internet discussions he had with a co-conspirator that date back to early this year. Valle even went as far as to ask how to slow-cook a grown human. Federal agents arrested him at his Forest Hills, Queens apartment this morning. He will be arraigned at a Manhattan federal court today. Valle is married, according to the New York Times^[2].

The co-conspirator has not been identified.

Valle, 28, did his instant messaging of his sordid plans on his home computer. The files of more than 100 women, including photos, first and last names and other personal information, was also found on his hard drive. The FBI tracked down 10 of women the men planned on attacking. They all acknowledged knowing of Valle in some capacity. Valle accessed a law enforcement data base without