Eddie Million certainly didn’t anticipate a visit from the Secret Service, when he hung an effigy of President Obama with a noose around its neck and hanging from a tree as a “Halloween decoration,”  reports the New York Daily News^[1].

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The Moreno Valley, California resident insists that the hanging Obama was just a prank, something that was done in anticipation of an upcoming festive celebration at his home.  Million now realizes that what he once thought was a brilliant idea, to hang a figure that sports an Obama mask he purchased at a clearance sale last year, was actually a dangerous dud of a notion.

After neighbors began to complain about seeing the hanging Obama effigy amongst zombies and headstones in Million’s yard, the story was leaked to local media.

On Monday, police investigators paid Million a visit to delve further into his little presidential-inspired prank.

Ripping a recent page from Tagg Romney’s playbook, racist and conservative (at the risk of sounding repetitive^[1]) commentator, Ann Coulter^[2], is once again writing verbal checks that her a** can’t cash.

RELATED:Romney’s Son Said He Wanted To ‘Take A Swing’ At Obama^[3]

Proving how desperately she craves attention — which I’ll grant her for a few moments — and the gnawing need she has for relevancy, Coulter took it to the tweets and called President Barack Obama a “retard” during the third and final presidential debate^[4]:

And this isn’t the first time that Coulter has used the insensitive word to insult people that she has zero respect for — like the 47 percent of Americans^[5] that GOP presidential contender, Mitt Romney, labeled victimized leeches intent on draining the government of all resources.

But that isn’t the only time. She also hurled the slur at Cenk Uygur, host of The Young Turks, after his interview with Republican LGBT rights group spokesperson, Christopher Barron:  “Great v

Gilberto Valle (pictured), a New York City cop with six years on the force, planned to kidnap, torture, cook and eat more than 100 women, the New York Daily News reports^[1].

The FBI intercepted his plans through multiple internet discussions he had with a co-conspirator that date back to early this year. Valle even went as far as to ask how to slow-cook a grown human. Federal agents arrested him at his Forest Hills, Queens apartment this morning. He will be arraigned at a Manhattan federal court today. Valle is married, according to the New York Times^[2].

The co-conspirator has not been identified.

Valle, 28, did his instant messaging of his sordid plans on his home computer. The files of more than 100 women, including photos, first and last names and other personal information, was also found on his hard drive. The FBI tracked down 10 of women the men planned on attacking. They all acknowledged knowing of Valle in some capacity. Valle accessed a law enforcement data base without

“[Mitt Romney] will bring back the foreign policy of the 1980s, the social policy of the 1950s and the economic policy of the 1920s.” — President Barack Obama

The finale of the trio of presidential debates between incumbent President Barack Obama^[1]and Republican Party hopeful, Mitt Romney^[2], didn’t offer the pyrotechnics of the first and, perhaps, even the second debate. What the showdown at Lynn University in Boca Raton, Florida did prove was that in a proper setting, there is no more effective debater than President Obama when it comes to being clear in delivery and facts. Using the numbers from a variety of snap polls over the night, it appears the “undecideds” have given the nod to the POTUS as well.

RELATED: Fact Vs. Fiction: 3rd Presidential Debate^[3]

From pundits and commentators on television, to a variety of folks chiming in via social media channels^[4], it is clear that Obama won tonight’s debate. For much of the pivotal foreign policy face-off, Obama looked his opponent s